Sunday, September 11, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Shelby: Wow. I was just thinking.
Me: (apprehensively) Okay... (I'm thinking she's got a body stashed somewhere).
Shelby: Can I skip puberty?
Me: Only in Neverland.
Shelby: Oh. Well, I guess if it HAS to happen to me, I hope it happens on a weekend.
Me: (choking on a laugh) I'm not sure it works that way.
Shelby: Am I gonna grow boobs?
Me: Not if you have your grandmas genes.
Shelby: Oh. Can we order pizza?
Monday, March 28, 2011
Shelby: Mom. I'm really suffering here. I can't possibly go to school today.
Me: Why? Are you sick?
Shelby: Yes, terribly. I think I have scurvy...
And so begins my Monday... My daughter is a pirate and I'm using an Ironman toothbrush. I love my life. :o)
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
Monday, February 7, 2011
had babies. Isn't enough, enough?
happy for them.
Maybe you should too. Aren't you worried about your biological clock?
(editors note: WHAT?!?!?!??!) You are getting kinda old, you
know. Maybe you should freeze yourself like Walt Disney. That way you'll be
fresh when you want another baby.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Me: Why do you think that?
Shelby: 'Cause I just put on undies from the dryer and now my butt smells like mint.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
Pictures of the awesome closet Barbie would be jealous of will come tomorrow. I'm also hoping to have some pictures of stuff I've been making for Nica's baby shower. And my new throw pillows. And maybe one of my weird kid. She's currently asleep in my bed, under three comforters, in my ankle length (on me) bathrobe, a hat and gloves. I think she may be trying to tell me something. But I'm kind of hoping she continues to say it awhile. It's nice to have someone to cuddle with. Plus, she looks like a great white wookie (isn't that what those little robed things are in Star Wars?) in my robe. It's awesome.